[ you'll get that fistbump, Jon, but tony stark is now officially worried. ]

right, okay. if you need help from someone who isn't twelve, you know where to find me.

[ erm. not that he's offering. or actually, he is. ]

Robin's a really good fighter.

( fist bumps are great. he pulls his hand back, wiggles his fingers. look, explosions. )

He was trained by the League of Assassins since he was small. He has like seven degrees. And he's thirteen.

-- do you have any idea how bad it sound? Take a minute.

[ the league of assassins, really? ]

. . well, yeah? I mean--what kind of person raises a kid with assassins?

( we don't talk about damian's sad childhood. )

But he's cool. He--uh. He lives with his dad now instead of them and he acts like a jerk sometimes but he's not really.

any other league of assassins people here that I should know about?

[ and keep track of ]

None that I know of?

( oh wait. oh shoot. )

I--I'm pretty sure I wasn't supposed to share that either!